Non-Jews are for practice
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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