I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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