And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm really busy with my period
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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