News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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