there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
