New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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