You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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