Nicole vs. Life
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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