i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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