yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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