I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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