She said her name was "party"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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