Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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