Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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