I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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