woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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