I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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