We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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