He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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