my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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