More tranny stories later!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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