the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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