What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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