why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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