Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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