Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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