So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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