ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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