I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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