The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
