My nipple is on Facebook.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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