I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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