So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize