do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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