Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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