I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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