I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
