I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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