4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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