just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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