Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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