So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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