we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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