So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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