So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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