I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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