do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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