Well douche your snatch and let's go!
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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