Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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