I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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