Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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