The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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