is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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