like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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