Me too!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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