i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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