i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
jump out the window naked night went bad
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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