he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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